?

Log in

 
 
14 January 2009 @ 11:10 pm
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!  
THERE'S NOTHING ON TV AND I FUCKING HATE THE FRASIER THEME SONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS. THOSE FOOD ITEMS DON'T EVEN BELONG TOGETHER. ONE IS A BREAKFAST ITEM AND ONE IS A LUNCH ITEM. UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE EATING BRUNCH, IN WHICH CASE IT IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE SCRAMBLED EGGS.

Yeah okay. It was about -20 degrees out today, and I wasn't wearing my mittens because they were in the wash so I thought my hands were going to get frostbitten. My knuckles got all dry and cracked and gross and they kinda bled a little, no joke. Ew.

I've been extremely busy this week, because I'm finally back at my gram's for the rest of my vacation and she has the WHOLE WEEK OFF. Which means that every single friggin' day is another project omg. Buuut I did get my cute corner shelves from my old room upstairs to my room downstairs, and I've actually cleaned the shit out of my room. I totally lay down the fucking law, and the mess which is was my room obeyed me.

Aaaaand I've been to Food Shitty about a thousand times today to get junk for my gram so she could bake cookies shaped like Christmas trees and snowmen haha And my last trip was insane-o because even though the line I was in only had two people in front of me, both of them took seriously, a full five minutes (which if you're pissed off and waiting in line is a really long time). And BOTH OF THEM had insufficient funds in their accounts and so it took a million years for them to decide whether or not they wanted to dig through their purses to find money, or if they wanted to put their stuff back, or if they wanted to put some of their items back and if so which ones and I was like, "OMFG JUST GET OF MY WAY I HAVE SHIT TO DO." Only I didn't really say that. But I was thinking it extremely loud in my head.

God, I'm sorry this update is just one big bitchfest haha
 
 
Current Mood: tiredi am le tired
Current Music: Love Like Fire - From A Tower
 
 
 
Gabrielhek2006 on January 15th, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)
Yeah, I deal with insufficient funds every time I work. It's awesome. Especially when you have cramps and everyone bitches to YOU about the government sucking. Even though "the gov't" [or me & you] just paid for more than half of their trash groceries.

I be like, What's the problem, ho? And she be like, mah baybah iz hungree..and I haz no monies..so you can take out tha chips, soderz and beerez. kbai."

And be like, no whore, you need to take off another $32.41..'kbai.' get out of mah store!!
delighted morticianhaplessapples on January 15th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
hahaha yessss i love you. i like your trash mouth speak, as well. and the trash mouth spelling? lolz

aaaaanyway, yeah. do the people that say that stuff to you really believe that the government is the result of their problems, or do they just say that because they're embarrassed and need to blame their problems on someone else so the other people in line don't think it's that person's own fault they have no money? do they do like, the embarrassed, "ahaha yeah" chuckle? (you know what i be talkin' aboutz.) am i thinking too much about this?

the answer is: probably.
Gabrielhek2006 on January 15th, 2009 05:25 am (UTC)
Thanks :]

Yeah, and they would blame the government if they took a shit on a Wednesday morning instead of Thursday night. Seriously, these people are just thick.

One lady freaked out because she had to swipe her card 3 times [because none of the food stampers tell the cashiers that it's EBT or FOOD STAMP when they swipe it, so of course it won't go through, fucking duh.] Anyway, she blamed me. And I was half expecting her to call up DHHS and bitch to them about how horrible it is that she's getting insane amounts of money for pixie sticks and twizzlers.
delighted morticianhaplessapples on January 15th, 2009 05:35 am (UTC)
and you were like, WHORE, SHUT YOUR TRASH MOUTH and then you pimp slapped her to the floor.

not really, but i bet that's what you were thinking. because i know you. i know what goes on inside your head.

just kidding, no i don't.

or do i?

these comments are getting increasingly...um...retarded. i like talking with you on lj &hearts
Gabrielhek2006 on January 15th, 2009 05:43 am (UTC)
I think that ["shut your trash mouth.."] about anyone who:

- gives me a dirty look
- isn't polite within the first 10 seconds
- goes through speedy with 11+ items
- has ebt and blames me for their problems
- stands in front of me for 5 minutes while I scan their shitty items while they refuse to bag the stuff they're buying because I don't have a bagger and then they expect me to hurry and double paper their order. FUCK OFF society!!

don't become a cashier [unless its somewhere cool like bullmoose..]. it would totally be an amazing job if there were no customers involved. :D yes, that makes perfect sense.

ps - creep.
delighted morticianhaplessapples on January 15th, 2009 05:50 am (UTC)
i hate people like that. even though i'm not a cashier. i've seen their...kind, before. haha i was probably one of them at food shittay today what with all the dirty looks i was throwing around to the general populace.

stfu i'm not a creeper. you're a creeper.